Uh, hi. Can we have some character development, please? I’d like that.
“Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blue”
More like “Red, White and Lame.” (Hm, that was easy.) This is such a lame movie. Remember that horrendous part in the first movie when she’s teaching all those ugly people in the nail parlor how to do the “bend and flip?” And we’re all thinking, “Oh my gosh, where did this come from? This is the lamest thing!” Well, this movie is that part only longer. Elle’s, like, looking for her dog’s mom or something and she finds out about animal testing and to do something about it she takes it to court. Yawn. I got sleepy just writing the plot!