Saturday, September 20, 2014

The Other Woman

Let's get one thing straight, Leslie Mann is hilarious, and has been since George of the Jungle, (at LEAST.) It's because of her I watched this movie, and she did not disappoint. But the movie, on the other hand... well it didn't disappoint either because I didn't expect a lot out of it. It's like John Tucker Must Die. And it's like pretty dull. They replace plot with forced scenes, and I'm really only saying crap like that because it sounds like I know what I'm talking about, and I worry that I haven't "sounded" like I know what I'm talking about enough lately. Yeah. I've stopped trying to prove that I know what I'm talking about a long time ago. Can't you just know and get over it?

Who cares? Nobody's reading this. ;)

Thursday, September 18, 2014


I Red Boxed Noah. For those of you who haven't yet seen it... don't bother. It's boring and awful and there's NOTHING ABOUT IT THAT'S GOOD. There's NO POINT FOR IT TO EXIST, except for me to write a few sentences about.
It's so boring I can't even bring myself to tell you much about it. Know this: rock monsters, crazy murderous Noah, and boring.

Remember those horrible movies from the 70's and 80's with puppet monsters in them, and they were awful? It reminds me of that. It's THAT bad. Russel Crowe... what are you doing? 

Frozen Reflections

I watch Frozen a lot. So I notice stuff. Take this -

Anna tells the Duke of "Weaseltown" that she is completely ordinary, but is that true? The woman doesn't sleep! We see her before "For the First Time in Forever" waking up, but the rest of the movie, about 3 days, she goes without sleep! Meanwhile, I really suspect that's all Elsa does once she builds her palace.

Monday, September 1, 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy and Star Wars

Ever watch a movie and suddenly think, "Hey! This is Star Wars!" Well, every movie is some other movie, and this one, ladies and gentlemen, is Star Wars. It became apparent once Rocket and Groot showed up and were so obviously Han and Chewbacca. You have Star-Lord who's looking for his father, and has a super power not yet unleashed. You have a woman. You have Yondu who plays a nice Lando. It all fits quite nicely into a nice little Star Wars shell.

We've talked about movies being Star Wars before. Hey. HEY! Don't be mad. I'm not dissing Guardians of the Galaxy. I like Star Wars.