Monday, March 8, 2010

Speaking of THE BOX

I hate that movie!

I don't even remember why! But I remember I hated it.

Soromon, with a box, shows up at Cameron Diaz and Cyclop's house. Soromon's all, "We'll give you a million bucks if you push this button. But if you push this button someone you don't know somewhere will die." Cyclop's, while being a rocket scientist, is broke. So, Cameron Diaz pushes the button. So, then we dive (literally) into a bunch of WEIRD WEIRD stuff. No one knows what's going on! People show up who are somehow connected to Soromon. But nothing really happens! THEN something happens to make Cyclop's and Diaz's kid blind and hearing impaired. The parents are told that they can either kill Cameron Diaz and the kid will regain her sight, or their kid can live the rest of their lives blind and deaf. So, they decide to kill Cameron Diaz. And lo and behold, at the EXACT same time the NEXT person pushes the BUTTON! Get it? GET IT? Yes, we all get it, but none of us CARE!

Personally, I think I'd let my child be blind and deaf. It sucks, but it's better than living knowing your mom let your dad shoot her so that you could see and hear.

All in all, it was a stupid movie with weird, pointless visual effects.

The Boon Awards 2009

Winners in BOLD.

Best Picture:
Star Trek

Best Director:

Best Adaptation from a Novel/Graphic Novel:
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
New Moon

Best Sport Movie:
The Blind Side

Best Movie that Used to be a TV Show:
Star Trek
Land of the Lost
Transformers 2
GI Joe

Movies I Wish I DIDN'T See:
The Fourth Kind (this one wins because it was so darn scary.)
The Box
The Stepfather
Ice Age 3
Transformers 2
Mall Cop

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

"I hate movies"

This blog is the perfect place for people who hate movies. MOST of the movies I write about are movies I hate.

So, agree with me, disagree with me, etc. Let's just have some fun talking about movies!

Ice Age III

Carl wanted to see this movie. My revenge was to make him watch the entire thing. :D (I know; I can be really sadistic some times!)

The point is, don't see this movie. I know it's in 3D and there's dinosaurs, just DON'T DO IT!

That is all.

Have I mentioned that Stephanie rules?

Thank you to my ONE subscriber.

You rule. (Despite whether or not you actually read all this!)

Disney's Snore-Fest -I MEAN- Tarzan

My husband and I just bought a bunch of Disney movies to build up our collection. Among these we bought Tarzan. I've seen this movie loads of times, but I've never written about it.

SO, let's start with the music. If you could sing a yawn, it'd sound, and probably feel, a lot like the Tarzan soundtrack.

Rosie O'Donnel, you suck.

In general, the plot, story, etc is just not as fun and interesting as other Disney films prior to Tarzan. I will say that I like Tarzan more than I like The Princess and the Frog.

If it weren't for Jane, (Minnie Driver,) and Tantor, Tarzan would be lost.

Favorite quote: "Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me!" I have a fever, and the only cure is more Tantor.