Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Iron Man III and Why You May Need an Alarm Clock if You Watch this Before You Have to be Somewhere

Hi.

Okay. You want an apology? Fine. Enjoy it.

When I originally posted about Iron Man III I did not go into detail. I did not inform you that the movie was boring. I did not inform you that really the best part is the end, not the climax, the END. No, not the VERY end, the end where Tony decides to get better and finds a way to remove his shrapnel. I don't know why I like that part so much. Oh, yes I do. He stops becoming a victim. So often in life we have to say, "Enough is enough! I can fix this so I'm going to!" Sometimes we can't, but when you can, gosh darn it, do!

But, yeah, the rest of the movie was a snooze-fest.

Although super Pepper was awesome too.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Aloha

Image result for aloha movieThis movie was written by a film student. At least that's what it felt like. (HUGE DISCLAIMER: I know it wasn't.)

I, like everybody else who saw it, saw it because of the fabulous, FABULOUS, cast. Problem: that was the one and only good thing about this movie.

It had a cute part, or two, but mostly it was boring. It wasn't the type of bad movie that made you want to pull your hair out, scream at the screen, or kill the producers, but it was the type that wasn't great.

This is a big pass. I won't even bore you with a synopsis.