A few hours later, I was sitting in the theater next to my husband ready for the journey of a lifetime!
But first, I asked the guy in the ticket booth if he had seen the movie. "Ten minutes of it," he said. I said, "Was it awesome!?" "Not the ten minutes I saw," he said.
I can't put my finger on which ten minutes he saw, because every minute of this movie was packed with awesome! What kind of nerd can't appreciate a great terrible movie!?! Obviously he doesn't read my blog.
Anyway, since I already know you're going to see this movie, and you don't need a review from me, I'll just tell you a few things you should know going in.
1. Many theaters offer a deal where if you buy the giant combo, you can get a free popcorn and soda refill. A good time to take advantage of this deal is during the scene where "Daemon" and Ghost Rider sit on the back of "Rosemary's" semi. Oh yes, the less you see of that scene the better. It's gross, as well as the dumbest part.
2. Go ahead and spread out... opening night, the theater was 9% full.
3. There are a few alarming moments when Nicolas Cage attempts a psychotic laugh (above,) which just comes across as... creepy... and a bit embarrassing.... It's less Evil Dead II, and more... I guess... Ghost Rider II....
4. Don't stay till the end of the credits; there's zilch. :(