My sister wrote a poem about Transformers. I think it sums things up rather nicely. So without further ado, I give you...
Distant view, a planet gone
Beloved childhood theme song
Come to Earth and make the case
Save Shia le Bouf and the Human Race
Most of the details escape me
But Bumblebee learned how to pee
And, lo, here's a mighty yawn
Until they wake up Megatron
Then! Avalanche! Of! Cartoon! Violence!
Oh! Megan Fox in underwear.
Upon us all, the message foist
"Human beings must have a choice"
"What the hell?" I wish to shout
"Is that what this crap-fest's all about?"
If that was the point I would have known
To save 10 bucks and stay at home.