Hollywood Poetry

Who knew a short poem could be more entertaining than the movie it was written about?

My sister wrote a poem about Transformers. I think it sums things up rather nicely. So without further ado, I give you...

"Of Cyberton"

Distant view, a planet gone

Beloved childhood theme song

Come to Earth and make the case

Save Shia le Bouf and the Human Race

Most of the details escape me

But Bumblebee learned how to pee

And, lo, here's a mighty yawn

Until they wake up Megatron

Then! Avalanche! Of! Cartoon! Violence!

Do we in the dark even care?

Oh! Megan Fox in underwear.

Upon us all, the message foist

"Human beings must have a choice"

"What the hell?" I wish to shout

"Is that what this crap-fest's all about?"

If that was the point I would have known

To save 10 bucks and stay at home.