Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Hollywood Poetry

Who knew a short poem could be more entertaining than the movie it was written about?

My sister wrote a poem about Transformers. I think it sums things up rather nicely. So without further ado, I give you...

"Of Cyberton"

Distant view, a planet gone
Beloved childhood theme song
Come to Earth and make the case
Save Shia le Bouf and the Human Race

Most of the details escape me
But Bumblebee learned how to pee
And, lo, here's a mighty yawn
Until they wake up Megatron

Then! Avalanche! Of! Cartoon! Violence!

Do we in the dark even care?
Oh! Megan Fox in underwear.
Upon us all, the message foist
"Human beings must have a choice"

"What the hell?" I wish to shout
"Is that what this crap-fest's all about?"
If that was the point I would have known
To save 10 bucks and stay at home.


  1. This is brilliant! Thanks for posting it!

  2. I call liking your own comment! But really it is brilliant and I almost cried when Janee first read it to me.