I've never in my life wished so much for the power to unwatch the first hour of a movie that for some asinine reason I watched. I am a lesser person for having watched it that far. Not only was it not funny, but the merciless disgustingness and vortex of imploding lackness make up the worst movie I have ever seen. That's right; worse than Batman and Robin. Worse than Manos Hands of Fate. Worse than Avatar.
I say this not to be mean, but to convince those who, like me, were sure it would be funny, that it is actually offensive and humerless. There isn't enough soap in the world to cleanse my ears and eyes after sitting through just part of this movie.