Sunday, March 3, 2013

The Boon Awards 2012

Who the heck cares about the Oscars when there are The Boon Awards?!

Best re-released movie:

Nominees:
Beauty and the Beast

Raiders of the Lost Arc
Finding Nemo
Monsters Inc.


Winner:
Beauty and the Beast

Best Vampire Movie:

Nominees:
Dark Shadows
Hotel Transylvania
Breaking Dawn II

Winner:
Breaking Dawn II

Best Super-Hero Movie:

Nominees:
The Avengers
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Dark Knight Rises

Winner:
The Dark Knight Rises

The Best Snow-White Movie:

Nominees:
Snow White and the Huntsman
Mirror Mirror

Winner: Snow White and the Huntsman (although this movie isn't necessarily the best, Jer.)

Best Book a Movie Was Based on:

Nominees:
The Hobbit
Breaking Dawn 
The Hunger Games
What to Expect When You're Expecting
Les Miserables

Winner:
Les Miserables

Best Actress:

Nominees:
Sally Field in Lincoln
Jennifer Lawrence in The Hunger Games
Anne Hathaway in The Dark Knight Rises
Anne Hathaway in Les Miserables
Helena Bonham Carter in Les Miserables

Winner:
Anne Hathaway in Les Miserables (I know! I'm as surprised as you are!)

Best Actor:


Nominees:
Christian Bale in The Dark Knight Rises
Robert Downy Jr. in The Avengers
Mark Ruffalo in The Avengers
Daniel Day Lewis in Lincoln
Daniel Craig in Skyfall
Billy Burke in Breaking Dawn II
Stanley Tucci in The Hunger Games

Winner:
I don't care.

Best Movie:

The Dark Knight Rises


Contending Movies (AKA: Movies I've seen this year):
Beauty and the Beast (only available to win "Best Re-released Movie")
Titanic (only available to win "Best Re-released Movie" - if it were nominated!)
Raiders of the Lost Arc (only available to win "Best Re-released Movie")
Finding Nemo (only available to win "Best Re-released Movie")
ET (only available to win "Best Re-released Movie" - except I haven't seen it.)
Monsters Inc. (only available to win "Best Re-released Movie")
The Hunger Games
Mirror Mirror
The Avengers
Dark Shadows
What to Expect When You're Expecting
Men in Black III
Moonrise Kingdom
Snow White and the Huntsman
Brave
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Dark Knight Rises
Total Recall
2016
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Hotel Transylvania
Taken II
Wreck it Ralph
Skyfall
Lincoln
Breaking Dawn Part II
The Hobbit
Jack Reacher
Les Miserables

2 comments:

  1. lol, I disagreed with all of these but snow white and the huntsman.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You should have a Grant's Movie Awards.

      I expect most people to disagree with me. That way I'm rarely offended. :)

      Delete