A few years ago we, as a family, decided that we're old and have nothing better to do on Christmas than to go see an afternoon movie before dinner but after opening gifts.
Let's look at our options for this year!
127 Hours - Watching James Franco cut off his own arm just doesn't say "Merry Christmas" Ya know?
The Fighter - What? Like I've heard of this movie? Puh-leese. Next.
How Do You Know - Again, I haven't heard of this one.
Love and Other Drugs - Geez. What a title! Haven't I seen this one before?
The Social Network - Now, there's an idea!
Fair Game - Never heard of it.
The Tourist - Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie... I don't know why, but something tells me this movie's gonna blow.
Yogi Bear - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA! Okay. Sorry. I'm good. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader - This one will probably win out since I think everyone has already seen...
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1 - and...
Tangled - Yep.
Tron: Legacy - I spoke too soon! This one will probably win.
Burlesque - Anyone ever notice that burlesque rhymes with grotesk?
Black Swan - I want to see this movie! Then this morning I was lying in bed thinking about it and... I couldn't put my finger on WHY I wanted to see this movie. Yeah, I LOVE ballet, but... I don't think Natalie Portman is a good actress... or anywhere near one. She does look like a ballerina though.