To quote a better movie, "I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die of not surprised."
As in- I'm not surprised this movie was dull. I mean, I had high hopes that it would be awesome. I hoped it would be like Live Free or Die Hard, or... Die Hard, or The 5th Element, or some other awesome Bruce Willis movie... or even some other awesome Morgan Freeman movie but it wasn't.... It wasn't even some other awesome Helen Mirren movie.
I thought John Malcovich was funny... but he was probably just playing himself.