If you were born before 1985, you remember Captain EO as the terrible, terrible, gosh-awful 3D film that plagued Disneyland's Tomorrow Land in the 1980's.
However, due to Michael Jackson's death, and a 30 year retro gap, the new generation has taken it upon themselves to believe that Captain EO is awesome. I actually saw a CSUN male student with a Captain EO shirt on just yesterday. If he wore that shirt to college in the 80's or 90's, he would have had his face flattened.
If you didn't know, or couldn't guess, George Lucas produced this crap-festival, directed by Francis Ford Coppola. (The spider lady is Anjelica Houston.)
The Man is sure glad you kids finally like his regurgitated crap-salad. (Man, I'm in a mean mood today.)