I know what you're thinking, how can any man fight himself? Shut up and listen.
Instead of writing about the dullness of the Rock's Hercules, I'm going to ask the age old question...
WHICH HERCULES WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?
Ignore the fact that Rockles has some pretty fierce friends. We're just talking about rounding up all the Herculeses and throwing them into the Colosseum. Who'd come out victorious?
Keep in mind that Rockles is "a mere human," and that Cartooncles kicks butt.
Yeah. I'm going with Cartooncles. This isn't even fun.