Noah

I Red Boxed Noah. For those of you who haven't yet seen it... don't bother. It's boring and awful and there's NOTHING ABOUT IT THAT'S GOOD. There's NO POINT FOR IT TO EXIST, except for me to write a few sentences about.

It's so boring I can't even bring myself to tell you much about it. Know this: rock monsters, crazy murderous Noah, and boring.

Remember those horrible movies from the 70's and 80's with puppet monsters in them, and they were awful? It reminds me of that. It's THAT bad. Russel Crowe... what are you doing?