Sunday, January 1, 2012

2011 Two Word Reviews

I know some of you might be thinking, "But Boon, why did you choose that as the best movie of 2011 and not this other crappier movie that I enjoyed?" So, I decided to add an annual blog. I give you...

2011 Two Word Reviews
In other words, I'm reviewing all the movies I saw in 2011 in an average of two words. Let's do it!

Green Hornet
Unexpectedly dull
Too Boxesh
Adjustment Bureau 
Un Boxesh
Seen before
Surprisingly funny
Pirates of the Caribbean IV: On Stranger Tides
Excitingly slow
Kung Fu Pando II
Forgetable. What?
X-Men First Class
Sleazzzzzzzzzzzzy zzzzzz
Green Lantern
So lame!
Transformers II: Dark of the Moon
Worst. Ever.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II
Beautifully done
Captain America
Amazingly charming
Cowboys and Aliens
Perfect Western
The Help
Not funny
Not funny enough. (I said "two word AVERAGE")
Three Musketeers 
Better than...
Puss in Boots
Slow. Cute.
Jack and Jill
Hilarious, yes?
Twilight IV: Breaking Dawn Part I
Too bloody
Pleasant. Sweet.
Sherlock Holmes II: Game of Shadows
Intriguing. Fun.

All right. That's it. Hope you enjoyed Boonie's first TWO WORD REVIEW!


  1. Boon, why did you even go to the Transformers??? I hope you didn't PAY to see it! You know if you give them money they'll just keep making more of those awful things!!!

  2. I wanted to blog about it. Darn you, blog!