Saturday, April 24, 2010

Disney Heroines/Heroes

Not all of them are princesses, not all of them are liked.

My list of heroines from most favorite to least tolerated-

1) Belle from "Beauty and the Beast"
2) Mulan from "Mulan" (What other "princess" has saved Ch
3) Aurora from "Sleeping Beauty" (Interchangeable with Cinderella. Sorry, Charlene)
4) Cinderella from "Cinderella"
5) Jane from "Tarzan" (She makes me laugh)
6) Esmeralda from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"
7) Pocahontas from "Pocahontas"
8) Tiana from "The Princess and the Frog" (D- for boring us to death and lame motivation)
9) Jasmine from "Aladdin" (Whiner!)
10) Snow White from "Snow White" (Squeaky!)
11) Ariel from "The Little Mermaid" (Obnoxious! I like her best when she can't talk.)
12) Meg from "Hercules" (Makes me want to shoot myself in the face. Plus... she's a bit of a traitor.)

Well, a lot of those could go up or down. All you need to know is Belle is awesome, Meg sucks.

(my scale starts with the singers I like)
1) Aladdin from "Aladdin" (such a beautiful voice)
2) Quasimodo from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" (Out There, yeah.)
3) Hercules from "Hercules" (Such a sweet tenor.)
4) Prince Charming from "Snow White" (One Song is one of the best Disney songs ever.)
5) Prince Phillip from "Sleeping Beauty"
(now we'll scale based on... I have no idea.)
6) John Smith from "Pocahontas"
7) Shang from "Mulan" (A little intense. No other hero nearly kills the heroine... oh, except John Smith.)
8) Tarzan from "Tarzan" (Raised by gorillas.)
9) Beast from "Beauty and the Beast" (Anger issues. Where's Gaston?)
10) Cinderella's Prince from "Cinderella" (A dime a dozen.)
11) Erick from "The Little Mermaid" (Kind of stupid.)
12) Prince Navine from "The Princess and the Frog" (kind of a lazy dude. And so boring!)

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