Killers

This movie should have been called, "Kill Me," because that's what I kept screaming during the movie. (Just kidding.)

(Movie guy voice) She was a helpless blonde. He was a pathetic hit-man. Together they were boring, stupid, and clueless, but really pretty.

This is the entire movie: A couple has a lot of friends. Throughout the movie these friends try and kill the couple, one by one. We get it! Stop acting like we're surprised!

Occasionally I laughed, or thought, "This part is nice." But this movie was the D+ version of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. (And I didn't even really like Mr. and Mrs. Smith.)