“Austin Powers in Goldmember”

Goldmember is the sickest cat in the universe. Don’t eat your own pealing skin! I was afraid Beyoncé would bug the heck out of me but she was just dandy and not so bad at all. Flash backs to school are hilarious because they resemble Harry Potter. Hard Knock Life song was LAME. The beginning was the funniest thing ever which was great because a comedy should start with a good laugh. Tom Cruise and Danny DeVito just might have been my favorite actors in the movie. It was a little bit confusing. I was watching a comedy yet I had to pay attention! Scott Evil was so hilarious! But enough of the sick jokes already!